Wide-Eyed Wanderer: Archive

Jan 1st

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That time I was in a parking lot fight…

Dec 31st

I just signed onto Facebook for the first time in a long time. He said “KATE” and I think I died a little.

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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What girls really mean when they say they like...

thesupernaturalnerd: bad boys: businessmen: jocks: punks: nice guys: nerds: the “male model type” surfers: southern gentlemen: sensitive guys: funny guys: Moose:

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Konstantine - Something Corporate This song will...

Dec 30th

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Me: Mom, are you and Chris going out for New Years?
Mom: No... Why? Did you want to have people over?
Me: ... No. I just wanted to be alone.

Dec 30th

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.

Dec 29th

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fuckyourwolves: This boy’s uncle gave him a shake weight for christmas. OH MY FODSD GG KJVFC

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I need to cut my hair. I look like a teenage boy who is too lazy to cut his hair, so he’s decided to become “metal”.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Remember when I had a six day work week that turned in an 11? Yep, so that just happened.

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

I think I need a break from the world. I’m going to be taking a few days off from being reachable. No Skype. No Facebook. My phone doesn’t count, because it is used for games. I don’t text people. Just music, sleep, and work. (And of course tumblr, duh.)

Dec 27th

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I don’t know why I would expect him to want to talk to me. I’m selfish. I’m the one who told him I didn’t want to be with him. I’m the one who still wants to talk to him sometimes. I’m the one who said it was over.

Dec 27th

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