The party was so large that they had to invite everyone, from the Fergusons to the Bergusons, the Humphreys to the Dumphreys, the Zayeds to the Payeds, and even the Samuels too who brought the spatulas, and the kazoos from up their wazoos, and the tubas made from brass from which caused the youngest Berguson boy to waltz on the freshly mown grass until he fell on his ass while the rest of the party meandered around until sundown.